Hello, gentlemen and girls take your seatbelts off and look forward to a ride filled with crazy! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many the ways you could imagine. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an entertaining horror flick that will keep you smiling, scratching at your brain, and considering what the characters' lives are like for bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we see the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're in for an exciting rollercoaster. Smugglers with flair of grace, style, and habit of dumping his precious cargo at the most inconvenient locations. In the blink of an eye the man he would be about to be the source of the legend of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
You should forget all you believe about bears and their nutritional preferences. This movie takes a daring approach and suggests that when bears are addicted to cocaine, they do more than just drink, they change into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla here's a new prince in town. He's this is a bear who has a habit of consuming powdered substances.
Our cast of characters which includes the inept police officers on the run, the negligent criminals or the innocent bystanders who could not find a way out of a paper bag, will keep you amazed. Their collective incompetence truly is something to see. If you ever find yourself wanting to laugh and a laugh, imagine how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate any crime, without accidentally shooting each other.
We must not forget our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. We're not talking about the pair that appear on "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon the treasures of Colombian goodies, and prior to when you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. Do you really need any Disney princess when there's animals that snort and roar at large?
The movie is the perfect blend of (blog post) comedy and terror and makes you smile each time, while clutching your popcorn with terror the next. The bodies count increases faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, as you'll cheer to each demise with wild joy. This is as if you're watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
In the meantime, let's chat about the showdown that will be a climactic one. Imagine this scene: a waterfall with a roaring stream in the background. our courageous family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of an era, complete with fireworks, bear roars and enough white powder to challenge Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think that the bear has been killed then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to famous proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing can be as chaotic like a squirrel that has been caffeinated, leaving you scratching your head and you wondering if the film reel actually served as scratching board. It's not a problem, viewers, because the bear's CGI is quite top-quality. The bear has the power to steal the show even though the editing team seemed to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.
This film is a cocktail of tension, double-crossings with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling and you're leaving the theater smiling on your face, remember one of the reviews' final words: Never feed bears anything at all, for example, don't feed them drugs or fellow trekkers. Be assured that the situation won't have a positive outcome for anyone.
Grab your popcorn, buckle up then get ready to be transported into the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will leave you in suspense, considering the significance of bears and their secret party-potential.